Luger in a filling cabinet

I picked up a set of filling cabinets at the local thrift store, and to my surprise found an olf lugar in the drawer while moving them into my office. At first I was a bit concerned as the serial numbers were missing. So I snuck the thing inside as not to freak out the neighboring offices.

Upon further inspection, turned out the thing was decomissioned, so nothing to worry about. Just goes to show you never know what you might find.

Obama / McCain Saddleback Transcript

Transcript of Obama, McCain at Saddleback Civil Forum with Pastor Rich Warren

In the Interest of Full Disclosure

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From an E-Mail – as if Spam wasn’t bad enough part 2

I just can’t resist posting these lesson on how not to deal with your spam issues. The last message was threatening and just plain stupid. This message is even more threatening and absolutely moronic.

Now here is the deal, we do not send spam in any way shape or form, we do not even have a newsletter. If the sender of this message took even a fraction of the time they spent writing this tripe, and actually looked at their email headers they would know that.

Additionally, with a few mouse clicks and keystrokes they could have created a filter in their email client and they would never see the spam. Or they could use a program like spam Assasin and have the issue cleaned up in no time, without spending hours writing profane messages to innocent parties.

So the lesson here is being angry doesn’t solve anything, just makes you look like a bigger fool than the person causing the problem in the first place.

Stop sending us your unwanted, unsolicited and definitely worthless email *! Expletive !*, we don’t want it and have asked repeatedly that you stop sending your emails to us.

We especially don’t want our email information passed on, sold or otherwise forwarded or offered to any other groups like yours who do nothing but proliferate the bombardment of fraudulent scams, rip-offs, etc., type email *! Expletive !* to people like us.

We’ve complied with the law about such spamming and notified all appropriate links, and if you don’t stop sending these emails NOW then we will file a lawsuit against you.

We have informed your ISP and various links that you are in violation of spamming us, along with unlawful contact law violations, and, your original email has been forwarded to the FBI, Secret Service and Interpol as possible links to extremely dangerous terrorist groups.

Take a big hint here, we don’t want your email *! Expletive !* ever sent to us again, so Stop and go away, NOW and never ever send us anything again.

It does not seem to help even for us to be nice, polite and to ask you to stop sending and bombarding us your email *! Expletive !*, and a such, since your group has refused to comply with our requests previous and repeatedly asking that you stop sending us your worthless email *! Expletive !*.

We now pray that you eat *! Expletive !*, live in agony We want all of your family members and those you are associated with to die a horrible death, burnt alive and experience the pain of reality and have a short life and death in agony Go away you have a short life and die you lowlife *! Expletive !*.

ISPs and SERVER systems, you know we’ve bitched and complained about unwanted most definitely unsolicited email *! Expletive !* and for months now We’ve sent you all the necessary linked information and the original email, we are more than to bring a lawsuit against you and your clients Be assured, we will deal with your ineptness and collect the maximum allowed by law in our State for such bombardments and *! Expletive !* sent to us that is not wanted.

We have collected more than $4,999.00 per incident [per email] and have tied up our local courts time for as many as 300 incidents a day and for a week or more at a time from such ISPs and Server Systems who do not become a part of the solution and would rather be a part of the continuing problem and neglect their responsibilities to whose who complain about such spamming, unwanted and most definitely unsolicited email *! Expletive !*.

Our local courts have rendered plenty of judgments in our favor and those judgments are payable immediately and before whomever leaves, along with all applicable court costs, otherwise you go directly to jail.

You should know our local courts will jail and hold those representatives in contempt if those court costs and fees are not paid immediately by cash Our courts frown terribly against such groups like yours who refuse to take responsibility for their customers and stop such *! Expletive !* from taking place.

Deal with it or suffer the consequences of your actions or the lack thereof Don’t ask us to supply you with any other detailed information other than what was supplied to you in the first place and those applicable server links.

We won’t and it is simple enough for your group to deal with your email *! Expletive !* that you allow to be proliferated through your system We have already spent time away from our personal and business activities to research, locate and find all applicable links, which lead us to your group, through private investigative services and found your group to be one of the major problems.

We will not spend any more time on such worthless email *! Expletive !*, that is and unless your group ignores us and your group refuses to be a part of the solution Do your job stop these *! Expletive !* from bombarding us with such fraudulent, scams and worthless email *! Expletive !* When we ask for subscribe to whatever, then and only then do we wish emails from whomever, and not before.

Last courtesy to your group, beware and that your group has been more than forewarned don’t send us any more emails.

We keep each and every original email that has been sent to us and those who we have notified by return path appropriately and those emails will be used as evidence that will be presented for our local courts against you and your worthless clients.

We don’t throw anything away which will be used in court against you as evidence of your unwillingness to take appropriate action and steps to stop this email *! Expletive !* from reaching us! Deal with it or we will and it will cost you thousands if not hundreds of thousands of dollars!

The Tortoise doesn’t always win the race

Dun Nah Dun Nah Dun Nah Dunnnana

StarGate Atlantis – Bar Trick

I was watching StarGate Atlantis re-runs and they did this trick with knives and cups.

You have to create a bridge that will hold a fourth cup on top of three other.

You get three knives and 4 cups to work with.

Here is how it’s done:

Socialite solves energy crisis

She may be a twit, but even Paris Hilton knows more about energy policy and how to get Free Publicity than either Obama or McCain.

A Remarkable Grasp of the Obvious

Sometimes, it doesn’t really need to be said

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Nancy “Lights Out” Pelosi

Talk about a PR No No

Wow talk about a PR issue. How do you explain why your turning out the lights when you promised to bring a new integrity to Washington?